What you can do to help
With all you've just found out, you may find yourself saying, "What do I do?" Well, I'll tell you what to do.
If your have a lawn gnome, destroy it. You can be creative, too. put it in the microwave, strap it to some illegal Chinese fireworks. . . oh, I won't give away all the good ways to destroy 'em. . .
If you have any neighbors with lawn gnomes, tell them about this website and how by owning the awful things, they're endangering the world. If they refuse to shatter the gnomes' tiny plaster heads, aw heck. Take matters into your own hands!
Tell three people you know, then tell them to tell three people.
And always note. . . LAWN GNOMES ARE TRULY EVIL!
